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  2006.07.25  03.51
PETA IS AWESOME

i heard something out there is called peta?

what is peta

the only peta i know is this thing....



heres the site
http://www.pitadelite.com/

 
 


 
  2004.09.29  20.44
THIS iS tHe NEW! cnn POLL

THiS is
OFFIcal cnn documents

It is official, gay people are all vegetarians. Cnn Reporters did a long survey today and we got all the gay people in one big room and made them eat a cheeseburger and we found most of them started crying. We also put all the wimps in too,with the same effects. Anyhow all the people voted and also decided to officially "vote vegetarians off the island" a big gay cruise ship will be at callifornia at 2 p.m. saturday and all you vegetarians better get on it!!!!! the boat will take you to some shitty place like canada or china where weirdos are not likely to get beat up (china because they are all to short to be tough)


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WOW WOW WOO W WOW did all you gay vegetatrians read that you better pack all your dildos and anal beads and get ready for that boat RIDE you guys are not gunna be missed at all!!!!!once your all gone i am gunna kill all the animals!!!!!!i hope they were your friends and they talked to

 
 


 
  2004.09.29  20.25
THIS iS tHe NEW! cnn POLL

THiS is
OFFIcal cnn documents

It is official, gay people are all vegetarians. Cnn Reporters did a long survey today and we got all the gay people in one big room and made them eat a cheeseburger and we found most of them started crying. We also put all the wimps in too,with the same effects. Anyhow all the people voted and also decided to officially "vote vegetarians off the island" a big gay cruise ship will be at callifornia at 2 p.m. saturday and all you vegetarians better get on it!!!!! the boat will take you to some shitty place like canada or china where weirdos are not likely to get beat up (china because they are all to short to be tough)


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WOW WOW WOO W WOW did all you gay vegetatrians read that you better pack all your dildos and anal beads and get ready for that boat RIDE you guys are not gunna be missed at all!!!!!once your all gone i am gunna kill all the animals!!!!!!i hope they were your friends and they talked to yo

 
 


 
  2004.04.09  16.05


A couple of weeks ago i was on vacation, and some damn vegetarian tried to convert me.. Of course i karate chopped her ass. Then i went home and ate some cows and chickens, raw.

Then i talked to vegetarian and i told her how wrong she was and i threw a peice of steak in her ugly veggie face and said "take this bitch! Meat rules!" She ran away crying, while i stood there laughing hysterically. I knew i did the right thing.

 
 


 
  2003.11.16  05.12
WHO HATES VEGGIES WE HATE VEGGIES

Are you a vegetarian?? a gay vegan?? well go eat a slim jim they are good and the macho man randy savage eats them! SO THATS PROOF if the macho man randy savage ate carrott sticks instead of slim jims his name would probably be dick lickin gay booty man randal savage or some gay junk like that.

IF YOUR A VEGETARIAN I CAN FEED YOU THE SAME FOOD THAT A SEA MONKEY EATS HAHAHAHHHAHA


go back to your sea monkey house your vegitarians!

 
 


 
  2003.03.29  15.16
WHen will they stop

when will vegetarians realise how wrong they are and eat their chicken
vegetarians are only being that way to get attention because they were either too dumb or too ugly ortoo homo to get it the tradational way.
so in their minds they feel lashing out on innocent meat they will get attention from people.
well its working, but you vegetarians are all a bunch of wimps and cowards
not to mention losers, dorks, dummies, pansies, and the loser who recieves the gay sex and preforms the gay oral sex.

 
 


 
  2003.03.20  11.09


i hear suddam hussein is a vegetarian
i hear he gets young boys up the ass with his weener
oops,
that goes for all vegetarians!

 
 


 
  2003.03.18  09.23
Stolen from Fark.

Hey Houston Vegans, you're BREATHING meat!

Maybe it is my kinda town after all...

 
 


 
  2003.03.06  17.36


what a pathetic and brain dead community. you should all just get a life

 
 


 
  2003.03.04  03.10
meathead!

this place is great -
http://www.hatsofmeat.com






Mood: amused
 
 


 
  2002.12.31  15.58


Woo! So.. I just found this community and HAD to join. ^_^

I love meat, but I also love the idea that things, like.. die for me to enjoy it even more.

I always wanted them to open up a large steakhouse where you pick out a cow, airgun it then have them prepare it how you want.

My dad's so lucky.. he had to live on a farm for a bit growing up & slaughter his own pigs & such.

I think it's about going back to our primal instincts, in that respect. Hunter/Gatherer mentality.

I mean.. think about it: if we don't eat them or wear them, what else are cows good for? I mean, really.

 
 


 
  2002.08.26  01.29


This was good for a laugh or two.

 
 


 
  2002.07.20  19.51
"Come on over, I've got a RAGING case of Crabs!"

I know we usually just post about meat that comes from Land Animals, but I gotta say: I LOVE crabs. And facts being facts, fish and shellfish are still meat, despite what some whiny psuedo-vegetarians like to say. They came from animals, they're meat. Get over yourself already.

I just got back from the community crab feast, so I'm in a happy place at the moment.

Now, it's important to note that I like a specific kind of crab in a specific setting. I want a good ol' (yet increasingly hard to catch and expensive) Chesapeake Bay Blue Crab.

I expect that some of you reading this are total crab heathens. The type who boil them like lobster or for some god-forsaken-reason thing alaskan king crab is the best. So I serve as education for you all.

Crabs should be steamed with a HELL OF A LOT of spices. Old Bay is essential. They should then be dumped out unceremoniously on a newspaper covered table. Different people clean them differently, so I won't get into that. Some people like to eat the yellow fat that's packed inside them, called "the mustard". I've seen people eat the devil's fingers too (the gills), but that's just gross. Some people use Mallets to help break the crabs open, but as a 7th generation Marylander, I'm gonna come out here and say that's for wussies. Ideally, you should be banging the back of the knife with your BARE HAND. You want a sore stripe against the base of your hand that'll hurt for a week.

Sometimes I think it's the experience I love even more than the crabs. I like that the little cuts that shell fragments make in my hands get filled with spices so they sting. I like that my lips begin to burn after a few claws and that no amount of liquid really clears out the pain in my mouth. I like that I get so into eating them that I eat until I'm about ready to barf. Then I try and eat a few more.

Crabs: Food for the Masochist in your Soul.



Mood: full
 
 


 
  2002.07.06  18.40


Mmmmm. Dad is grilling. Big patties of meat for me very soon.

Damn, I love being a carnivore. I won't even put lettuce or tomatoes on my burgers. Close as it gets is ketchup and pickles.



Mood: hungry
 
 


 
  2002.06.25  23.41






Mood: hungry
 
 


 
  2002.06.15  22.26


I’m SO glad I got the Big Bacon Classic.

 
 


 
  2002.06.03  00.06


I could eat a whole brisket right now.

 
 


 
  2002.05.29  02.11


I think that certain anonymous people who love vegetables are trying to rain on our parade. Too bad. Ain't gonna happen. I love meat and that is that.

 
 


 
  2002.05.29  01.05


hitler was a vegetarian.

 
 


 
  2002.05.24  05.26


Yesterday we were in meat heaven. We barbequed: sausage, hamburgers and brisket. Mmmm.

 
 


 
  2002.05.22  00.03
new.

excellent community.

vegetarians suck. vegans, even more so.

the restaurant featured in my icon has the best greasy cheeseburgers around, uh-huh.

i like my meat medium-rare. very pink. yum.

i'll write more here later.

 
 


 
  2002.05.16  21.21
mmmmmmm raw meat

i had a dream last night that i ate raw beef. right out of the freezer. i just started pulling ground beef out of the freezer and stuffing my face with it. later (still in my dream) i was hanging out on the couch and my aunt was molding together some hamburger patties and she offered me a whole raw patty of beef before she threw the rest of em on the grill and i sat on the couch and ate the patty in front of a bunch of strangers that sat across from me in the room. they all started puking and then i did too.



Mood: hungry
 
 


 
  2002.04.20  00.12


I think this community needs to be... pardon the pun... "beefed" up a little more. Any ideas?

 
 


 
  2002.04.13  01.40
Whats that smell?

Oh! By the way...

I left a recycled present of your mom's vegetarian special, in your book bag =)



Mood: devious
 
 


 
  2002.04.12  01.00


Furthermore, I think it's terribly sad that this journal is the *ONLY* one on *ALL* of LJ that lists "laughing at vegetarians" as an interest.

 
 


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